Are You Serious, ESPN.com?

So a lil while ago I wrote a story on Michael Young meeting up with this 4 year old snot nosed kid because he was his favorite player. It bid the question... are you serious? So this is my latest installment of "Are You Serious?".

I wake up and its become more second nature to log onto espn.com than it is to cringe whenever I hear/see Doris Burke announcing an NBA game. I peruse the website, peep what the main cover story is, then mosy my way on over to the "headlines" on the right hand side. I peruse the headlines up and down just the way I examine Mila Kunis. While Kunis is essentially flawless, today's headlines on ESPN were far from it. I see a headline that reads: "Rachel Alexandra pregnant, foal expected in '12." First thing that crosses my mind is... who the fuck is Rachel Alexandra. I mean she's not one of the few famous women athletes that I can identify. My next question was, why is this woman pregnant with a baby horse. I proceeded to put on my Sherlock Holmes shoes and do some investigating. To my utmost dismay I find that this slutty horse, who won like horse of the year or some shit, is pregnant with a baby foal. Which bids the question... Are You Serious, ESPN.com?

You honestly thought this was "headline" worthy? Is that a sick joke? I'll tell you what's more headline worthy, the biblical dump I shot out this morning in my toilet. That shit (double meaning) is more headline worthy than a fucking horse being pregnant. Hell, my deuce has nothing to do with sports but neither does A HORSE BEING PREGNANT! Like there has to be something more important, no matter how old or beaten to death the story is. And for all of you horse riders out there, don't you dare pretend to act like this is newsworthy, or I'll knock your block off. A sad day in the ESPN offices indeed. Lemme know when this horse's baby shower is.

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