Selasa, 08 Maret 2011

'Nova Blows

There really is no other way to put it. I mean Villanova has been an absolute monstrosity the past month. Today they lost to the lowly Bulls of South Florida in their first game in the Big East tournament. Before I piss all over 'em like R Kelly lemme state for all the sensationalists out there (thanks Erik Spoelstra) that this team will indeed still make the tournament despite having a worse month than Charlie Sheen. Strike that, Sheen had the greatest month a man could possibly have. I guess you could say it all started on Jan. 26th with an ass whoopin at the hands of God (Providence Friars) when they lost 83-68.

But it really went downhill on February 9th when they lost in New Jersey to Rutgers. Everyone loses no matter what they're doing when in Jersey but this loss musta stunk worse than Snooki's box. Of their last 8 games they have only won 2, against Seton Hall and Depaul... they beat Hall by 3 and Depaul by 2 in OT. Sure you can say that their other losses were against really good teams cuz the Big East is more stacked than Katie Perry's chest, but 'Nova was supposed to be part of those delectable tits... they were supposed to be a good team who could beat other good teams. This wretched streak culminated tonight in a loss to USF in MSG on natty television. This team is gonna make the tournament, but they better book a roundtrip cuz they're asses are goin back to Philly real quick. Villa-no-fun indeed.

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