Does NCAA Basketball Need A BCS?

NCAA hoops needs a BCS like Morgan Freeman needs a new voice. After most analysts were shitting on the selection committee SportsCenter is running a PTI debate asking whether or not NCAAB needs a BCS. That a fucking joke? The reason why the tournament is so great is because scrubs and Ivy League nerds have the chance to take on the best players in the country and prove themselves. Not like college football where a champion is decided by a computer. College football post season is lame because almost every team gets to a bowl game, and the teams that represent the BCS games are virtually the same every goddamn year. Go ahead NCAAB, institute a BCS. But if you do you'll basically erase the Villanova team that upset Georgetown, you would erase that George Mason team that made the Final 4, you would erase NC State's championship due strictly to a lucky play, and in doing so you would erase the image of the late Jimmy V running around looking for someone to hug.

Seriously though, I hate when sports programs try to fill in time with bullshit/ridiculous stories. NCAAB is not going to have a BCS because they see how fucking retarded it is and how every goddamn year there is a huge debate over the teams in the title game. Sure there are debates after The Holy Day every year, but for the most part people are satisfied with the tournament teams. And then once that field is set, there is no telling what will happen. Like I said, you get a BCS and you erase incredible memories of upsets and upstarts, you erase Ali Faroukmanesh sticking a dagger in every Jayhawk last year and you erase David vs. Goliath.

But most importantly you erase the great calls of Gus Johnson.Let this be a warning to all advocates of NCAAB needing a BCS, I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if your looking to ruin the greatest tournament ever I can tell you I don't have the power to change that, but what I do have are a particular set of skills... skills that I have acquired over a 20 year career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, if you let my tournament go now... that'l be the end of it, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.

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